The Scoop: Easter

After LOADS of candy and trying to sit through three hours of church this is what I got...

Kids say the DARNEST things...

Eli, "I am freezing like a PIG!"

Jake, "If I were President, I'd be lazy..."

Maddie, "Kennedy, Eli doesn't need two kites just one."
Kennedy, "What if one gets caught in a tree?"
Maddie, "Good point!"

Eli, "One boys are in the he-man hater club!"

We were eating dinner at a friends house and got Eli out of the highchair. He brushed all the food off of his hands and shirt onto the floor. He looked up at me and said, "Mom, did we being Blackie?"

Kennedy: "I like BEING lazy, I just don't like being CALLED, lazy!"

Eli walks around the house saying, "I am an obot, I am a danger...."

Kennedy, "Are you really going to go to Chick-fli-a for your Honey Moon?" Maddie, "Probably! If my husband will let me."

Jake placed a CTR (choose the right) sticker on his Yoda so that Yoda will make good choices when using the force to fight the "bad guys."

Jake brings Matthew a Nutty Bar and says, "Dad, we need to eat this. I need my life back! Okay?"

Mom slams on the breaks while backing out of the garage...
Jake: "oh no, not again!!"

Kennedy: "Dad, can you count to 1,003?"
Dad: "uhm, yes, but it would take a really long time."
Kennedy: thinks for a minute... "Okay, you can count to 1,001!"

Matthew walked in on Kennedy last night. She was laying in bed doing sit-ups. Every time she would go down her head would hit her head board, but she kept doing sit-ups.
Kennedy: "...10...21, 22, 23,..."
Matthew: "What are you doing?"
Kennedy: "Sit-ups! It is really hurting me head, though!....50, 68, 79..." (she can only count to 50!)

Kennedy: "Mom and Dad, look at all the wishing stars!"
(we were up at Matthew's childhood home/farm in Spencer, TN-she had never seen a sky full of stars before)
Matthew and I: "Wow!"
Kennedy: (whispering to herself) "I wish I had super powers!"

The next night...

Matthew: (jokingly tells me) "I really wish I had super powers!" We both laugh...
Kennedy: (over hears us) "There is a wishing star dad, right there!"

Maddie: "Mom, Paige told me that her moms bum jiggles too!"

Jake: "Mom, what is that bump on your head?"
Mom: "That is called a zit, Jake." (I pop it)
Jake: "Oh, no! That zit is going to get me!"

Mom: "Kennedy, why don't you tell us what a date means since you wanted to go on one."
Kennedy: "A date is when you spend the night with someone."

Kennedy: "I was so sick today and my teacher was so nice to me. She let me lay on her nipples!"
Mom: "Her nipples...do you mean her chest?"
Kennedy: "Yeah, I guess so."

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